Here is a quick but comprehensive list of types of person I would not encourage to procreate in no particular order.

1. People with tattoos on their necks. Great talking point in prison. Not so great for career progression.

2. People who think they look good in sportswear.

3. People who can’t hold their drink.

4. People who don’t try to hold their drink.

5. People who order chips in a Chinese restaurant. Because 5000 years of culinary experience has failed to produce a single dish suitable for your educated palate.

6. People who buy their children tiny motocross bikes.

7. People who pierce their babys ear.

8. People who buy heat magazine. Reading it is fine. Exchanging hard earned money for it is unforgivable.

9. Creationists. Yeah that’s right. I went there.

10. Mike “The Situation”

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